Fun stuff

- Buying a raffle ticket just to lessen everyone elses chance of winning.

- One of my favorite differences between Ubuntu [Linux] and Windows [Microsoft]:

Dainty, Fisher-Price, politically-correct green, floozie:

:

'RECYCLE BIN'

Short, quick, to-the-point, republican, sleek:

'TRASH'

- A screen with a 1*1 resolution is a light bulb. It could also be 1 bit. Your take. Anyway; They run two open-source Base-OperatingSystems: Series and Paralell.

- Frozen, canned grapefriut juce tastes exactly like frozen, canned orange juice, but more acidic. It is usually just as healthy or healthier than orange juice, “and is only unpopular because it isn’t very well circulated.” (Yogi Bera.)

- “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded” [Yogi Bera]

- Earth First: we’ll log the other planets later. [Inside Joke.]

Easier way to get to Add/remove programs

Delete a shortcut of a thirdparty application (like firefox) on your desktop and on the prompt click the link to ‘add or remove programs’. But I just use revo uninstaller. It’s way better. Launchy is a must also for any system.

Mute Alvins voice

You can mute out Alvin’s voice in the original Christmas Chipmunk Song by pulling the green audio cable out of the audio jack in your computer 1/16 of an inch while it is playing.

Move your leg without moving your leg

Sit crosslegged and hit the knee on the top at a 45* angle firmly, but not so much as to break your leg. Your knee should twitch or even bop up and hit someone.